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Randomly SelectedRichard Bigsby leaned back in his cushiony, musty lay-z-boy, resigning himself to enjoying the rest of the football game. His team was getting steamrolled. The light of the TV screen shone off the large picture window, the sterile, pastel colored and empty playpen, and the two equally empty Budweiser cans at Richard's feet. The sweaty players on the screen fumbled another pass, and Richard finally gave up on the game. He preferred to win, and that made him wonder why he was flipping on the news. No one wins on the news, except Subaru, Dasani, Nike, and all their advertising friendsRandomly Selected
by ~serratedkatana
Two Grues, Damned Blues.Bless the soul of Pu Yun Phik And all the ripe lemons she loved to pick She and her harvest made fine lemonade When she mistakenly picked up a hand grenade.Two Grues, Damned Blues.
Woe betide young Tony Magoo Into his eye a tiny thorn flew He needed his soothing eye-drops, he knew But on accident grabbed the super-glue.
by ~serratedkatana
Groom the Pooch with Scissors"Thanks," I muttered, handing the ice cream vender one of the two five dollar bills that occupied my pocket.Groom the Pooch with Scissors
I crossed the street to the bus stop, ignoring the traffic around me. One lick of the chocolate ice cream cone in my hand made me long for my five bucks. It was one of the worst ice cream cones I had ever tasted, at four times the normal cost. Never the less, I needed to cool of with something, and held on to the lukewarm cone.
After the better part of an hour, the frequent service bus arrived. The doors opened, and I stepped
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- Current Residence: The Highly Nukable Portland Oregon USA (I hear North Korea even has us in range now. Fancy that!)
- Interests: Sitting, staring, insulting the government, getting angry at conservative christianity.
- Favourite movie: Blade Runner (director's cut), Dr. Strangelove, A Clockwork Orange.
- Favourite band or musician: RHCP, V. Wooten, Tenacoius D, Gary Numan, Devo, the Hives, Grandaddy.
- Favourite genre of music: Funk Metal. Anyone know any bands that play this?
- Favourite poet or writer: Captain Beefheart, Kurt Vonnegut, and spammers who send me the cool free form poetry with their spam
- Favourite photographer: Erwin Wurm. Google him.
- Favourite style of art: I like anything in which the 'levels' option in photoshop has been used liberally.
- Operating System: Mac OSX <cheers>
- MP3 player of choice: iTunes, my iPod!
- Shell of choice: I like the Nautalus. Cliched, I know. Perhaps scallops.
- Wallpaper of choice: I have this cool image of Babylon 5 that I edited so it's all high contrast green.
- Skin of choice: A 'theme' for Mac OSX (see above), 'Milk' by Max Rudburg
- Favourite game: Riding my bike while twiddling my thumbs behind my back. That's life on the EDGE!
- Personal Quote: "Enjoy Minute Maid, you Butt-Fuckers!"
- Tools of the Trade: Cigarette lighter, city map, box of Gideon Bibles.
- Email: serratedkatana@hotmail.com
- AIM: serratedkatana
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How delightful! I'm glad you haven't forgotten.
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ils auront vu la suisse et traversé la france.
et saint apollinaire, raide et ascétique,
vieille usine désaffectée de dieu, tient encore
dans ses pierres écroulantes la forme précise de byzance.
TAG YOUR IT!!!! this is so scary. send this to 15 people in the next 143 mins. when you are done press F6 and your crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. this is scary cuz it works!!!! if you break the chain you will have problems with relationships for the next 5 years NO SEND BACK
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Mountain Dew: Pitch Black... "It tastes like purple!"
~Shoujoboi5000!~jimroundsound!~Joevolution! U.C.A.T. ASSEMBLE!
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"here is no water but only rock
rock and no water and the sandy road
the road winding above among the mountains
which are mountains of rock without water"
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Mountain Dew: Pitch Black... "It tastes like purple!"
~Shoujoboi5000!~jimroundsound!~Joevolution! U.C.A.T. ASSEMBLE!
im just going around thanking everyone who watches me just becasue ive been very innactive as far as returning comments and stuff to them so..
thanks alot for watching me!
it means alot
thank you!
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comment, to get comments.
share your kindness, not your hate.
love the art, before yourself.
meditate on this.
I hate killer
I hate bush
Viva La Revolución de los Pueblos Olvidados!!!
Shaalom
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Yo soy lo uniko que puedo ser, no tengo malas intenciones ni mafias en mi corazón, solo sigo los instintos de los caminos, desde los más "INFiNiTa TRiSTeZa" hasta lo mas extremos en alegrías y demás sentimientos fugaces que con el tiempo al tiempo!Suyai
and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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-Tears-That-Angels-Cry-
...every tool is a weapon...if you hold it right...
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